This was written on the occasion of the latest Presidential embarrassment. To be fair, I put myself in his shoes, and rolled back 307 years...to Salem Village.

Perhaps we should all take a moment to reflect upon the people we have met upon this mortal coil, and the differences they have made on our lives.

We all like to rationalize away our problems, or the reasons we do things we know we ought not. Plus, this one might help remove the sting of unemployment.

Nothing is as surprising as the discovery of the Chastity Belt. Whoever invented that should be flogged, dipped in Gravy Train, and thrown to a pack of rabid poodles.

Dream or Reality... only the alarm clock knows for sure.

In many ways, our environment, and the changes around us, serves to make us who we are...and sometimes we become that which we despise.

This was inspired by and is dedicated to Terry Pratchett's book "Lords and Ladies".