Sister For Sale by Todd-Michael St. Pierre
May I sell my sister in the yard sale?
'Cause she cries most of the time.
This is my chance to be an only child.
Do you think that's such a crime?
Can I sell my sister in the yard sale?
If I can't she's yours for free.
Just take her while she's a terrible two
And bring her back when she's three!
'Cause she cries most of the time.
This is my chance to be an only child.
Do you think that's such a crime?
Can I sell my sister in the yard sale?
If I can't she's yours for free.
Just take her while she's a terrible two
And bring her back when she's three!
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As a Children's Author I related to my own childhood when writing this poem. It is basically a kid who is fantasizing about being an only child. The humor comes from my own experiences at the age of seven.
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THIS POEM IZ A TOPA CANIT BEET IT LYK BUT IT SHUD B ABOOT BROVAZ COZ A LUV MYN TU BITZ LOL - DANIELLE |
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I love it! - ohno |
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I thought that thiz poem takes the cake on all potery - Jake |
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Really a funny poem,really - latish |
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this poem is great i took it to my school and every one love it - dionne |
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ths poem is so good im using it for my poetry in the round. - jenny |
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I can hear a child saying those very words. Cute poem enjoyed the read - Bonnie |
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A wonderful poem! - olivia |
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this poem was alright. i wish i could do that right now but i can't. i'd sell her for $200 until she was long forgotten. then 'd be happy. oh the poem! it was ok. - ty |
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i really liked this poem it made me think of my little sister. But there only copying and trying to learn like we are love Heather - Heather |
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cool poem i would do that to. - estela |
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trust me if i could sell my sister i would - miranda |
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i'm voting 4 this poem cause i don't like my sister. just a tiny bit - Saeed |
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THAT WAS AWESOME P. S. I'll take your sister! - Josh |
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very cute i think sometimes i wanna do the same - Chris |
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I really like this poem because it reminds me of my sister and my boyfriend he always try to get rid of his little sisters. - Christina |
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Dis poem make me wanna lala! I mind me of my sista! Yeeahh Boi, I wish i cood sell her - Hommie G |
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very cute - Bonnie |
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this poem was realy cute it actually sounds like me i would love to sale my sister or even give her away for free! - victoria |
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this poem has something to do with how my life is, you can never get RID OF THEM! - mackenzie |
