My First Time by Alex
The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW!
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when she did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time
Milking a COW!
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This poem is about a person with compassion for others. You will not feel offended by this and I promise that this will make you laugh.
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THIS IS A VERY FUNNY POEM FORM START TO END! - CONUSELO |
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ITS CUTE AND FUN AND JUST SIMPLE LAUGH TO MAKE THE REST OF YOUR DAY! - jocelyn |
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It made me want to milk the cow - Craig |
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I love it, I read it to my class and the love it too. - Nicole |
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this poem was very funny and unique. i thought this poem was created very well. with alot of imagination. - chantelle |
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Excellent! It's great to know that poetry like this is still being written. Easy to read, clever and very funny. Keep up the good work! - David |
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lol. omg, i almost peed my pants, no joke! - gina |
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I THOUGHT THIS POEM WAS REALLY FUNNY AND I THINK YOU SHOULD KEEP DOING YOUR THING - JACKIE |
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I hope you don't always thi k like this when you have sex. - Mellnda |
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this was so funny at first i thught it was going to be about something totally different but the last two lines change everything haha i loved it - cate |
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Just wanted to say the poem was awesome. I was lmao. Thanks for the laugh. - Elizabeth |
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This is the best poem ever - Garen |
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it was so funny. i had a bunch of my friends read it and they laughed sooooooo hard. the bad thing was i had 2 pee really bad and i almost peed my pants. great poem keep it up make some more. - hevy J jr. |
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lol thats a pretty funny poem in the begiing its iskc but wen u get to the end its HILARIOUS - Jon |
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AWESOME! - meghan |
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OMG this poem was so funny i laughed my head off i took it to school and showed my algebra teacher and laughed so hard she fell out of her chair! - Kellie |
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That poem touched me! - Chennel |
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I loved this poem. Misleads the reader right down to the final line. I would like to read more from him! - Bob |
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i fink dis poem is really funny coz it makes u think diffrent to the meanin lol - Emma |
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I really loved this poem. I read it thinking I would be reading something totally different than what it was. I laughed for an hour. - Terri |
